bleakparadise:

rare, personal list of kim and kanye’s possible baby’s name

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

yesimbeyonce:

me

uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

yeezus [dennys edition]

bobbymoynihan:

  1. [Breakfast] on sight
  2. Black[berry pancakes] Skinhead
  3. I am a God [of Omelettes]
  4. New Crepes
  5. Hold my Gravy
  6. I’m in a Denny’s
  7. Syrup on the Leaves
  8. Guilt Trip [to Denny’s]
  9. Send those orders Up
  10. Bound 2 give a 25% tip on this Grand Slam

TV SHOW MEME: [1/5] Male Characters | Sam Evans
“I’m pretty, but I ain’t dumb.”